μεταφραζονται;;

A dyslexic walks into a bra….

The alcoholic dyslexic agnostic that hung around the bra wondering if there was a dog?

A man leaves a bar, gets into his car, and weaves his way down the

road. A female officer stops him for drunk driving.

The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."

The drunk replies, "Tits."

Pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" 

And the pirate says... "Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!"