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I rear ended a car this morning.

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf!!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?" 

    That's how the fight started.

I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder. But it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.

There's a nudist colony for intellectuals in England. Two old men are sitting on the front porch. One turns to the other and says, "I say,old boy, have you read Marx?"

And the other says, "Yes . . . I believe it's these wicker chairs."

A mushroom walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey! no mushrooms. Get out." The mushroom says, "Hey, what's the matter? I'm a fun guy"