μεταφραζονται;

If you rearrange the letters in “mother-in-law” it spells “Hitler-woman”!

Benign: What you are after you be eight.

Dilate: To live longer.

Morbid: A higher bid.

Protein: In favor of young people.

Tumor: An extra pair.

Urine: Opposite of "You're out!"

-what did the auctioneer say when he sold the pair of cymbals?

-going,going,gong

-why was the alien looking for a gardening job?

-he had green fingers

-what did the astrologer say to the vampire?

-Let me write your horrorscope

-why did the worm lose the court case?

-he didn`t have a leg to stand on

When I eventually met Μr.Right I had no idea that his first name was Always(Rita Rudner)