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An 80-year old was walking down the street with a much younger woman,when they ran into his doctor. The man said "I'm so glad you advised me to get a hot momma and be cheerful".

"No! No!" said the doctor. "I said you've got a heart murmur, and be careful".

Knock Knock...

Who's there...

Boo.

Boo Who?

Don't cry!

Knock Knock...

Who's there...

Watch.

Watch who?

Gesundheit!

 a termite enters the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

Q. What's an agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

A. someone who sits up all night wondering if there's a Dog.

 Dyslexics of the world, Untie!

So, this dyslexic walks into a bra...