Τρίτη 21 Ιουνίου 2016

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   λογοπαιγνια

 I wondered why the tennis ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

 Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 When William joined the army he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will‘.

 A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

 If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

 When the cannibal showed up late to lunch, they gave him the cold shoulder.

 Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”

 If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don’t yell out Hi Jack!

 The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

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